The Food Fight Professional in Bloomington, MN

I, Joey Michaels, am the Food Fight Professional. Basically this means that if food is flying in the school cafeteria, people think I'm responsible. Working at a soup kitchen as punishment shows me how I can use my reputation in a good way-to organize a "food fight" to fight hunger. Winning the food fight wouldn't be so hard if I didn't have the following three problems: 1) The neighbor girl who records all my mistakes and posts them to the internet 2) Her newly adopted brothers from Haiti who don't think wasting food is a laughing matter 3) A school principal who wants revenge for the pie I smashed in her face If I can keep from making too big a mess in the kitchen this time around, I just might be able to have my pie and eat it too.