The Fetlock Mansion in Bloomington, MN

Earth-shattering mystery adventure novel: The newest composition from that great and well-known author we have all come to know and love. This may not be the next installment of a groundbreaking epic fantasy series, but it is a sorry state of affairs written down in book format. To read is to believe.
Warning: Contains tobacco depictions, caffeine use, some kissing, and an engineer.