the Cardinal and Sparrow in Bloomington, MN

In the deep woods an untouchable duo of rebels known as the Cardinal and the Sparrow fight against the odious king Pugnagaday. They are distressed to find information that suggests the king is about to pass his kingship over to the nefarious prince Roeale. Can the two bandits stop this cataclysm? Can they save the country from this terrifying fate?