The Bridge in Bloomington, MN

Riding high on the blockbuster
An Innocent Man
and with a new jet-setting bride at his side,
Billy Joel
took full advantage of the high life, as is clear from
The Bridge
, an album that unwittingly celebrates the excesses of the
Reagan
years. While he hasn't quite settled into middle age,
Joel
is ready to take advantage of his wealth and status, recruiting a hero (
Ray Charles
) and a
new wave
kid (
Cyndi Lauper
) for duets, turning to
Sting
for inspiration (
"Running on Ice"
), fronting a big band (
"Big Man on Mulberry Street"
), writing a song for a movie (
"Modern Woman"
), and picking up the guitar (
"A Matter of Trust"
), just for the hell of it. You could say that it's eclectic, but it's scattershot, because it's just
showing off his musical skills. He's done this before, to great effect on
Turnstiles
, but this is all about hubris and, as such, it sounds exactly like its time. From its processed, distorted guitars to its hollow synthesizers,
sounds dated and it's his most uneven since
Streetlife Serenade
. Even on the hits, he sounds as if he's stretching --
"This Is the Time"
is labored compared to
"Just the Way You Are"
(not to mention considerably more vulgar);
never hits upon a solid riff like
"Sometimes a Fantasy"
;
is catchy but fluffy;
"Baby Grand"
is weighed down by
's vocal affectations. In context of the album, they're fairly enjoyable, but they hint at the dry spell that was just around the corner. Nevertheless,
still has enough panache and is riding on so much exuberance that
remains an entertaining listen, especially if it's viewed as a
-era artifact. It just doesn't compare to what came before. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine