At the heart of
My Chemical Romance
lore is the story of lead singer/songwriter/mouthpiece
Gerard Way
, an animator who decided to abandon illustrations and do "something with his life" in the wake of 9/11. Needless to say, that "important" thing was
, which quickly rose to prominence among the
emo
and neo-
punk
bands that cluttered the
rock
landscape of the 2000s thanks in large part to
"I'm Not OK (I Promise),"
a surging piece of
pop
with a hook as ridiculously catchy as its title was ridiculous. It deservedly became a hit on both sides of the Atlantic in 2005, dragging its accompanying album -- 2004's
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
, the group's second -- along for the ride, turning
MCR
into stars, at least in modern
circles. But, anybody who didn't follow the fashions of
and
closely might have ignored the group's tragic, romantic neo-goth image and merely assumed that
was another good poppy
one-hit wonder, not far removed from, say,
Fall Out Boy
.
intended to dispel all such misconceptions with their third album,
The Black Parade
, an unabashed, old-fashioned concept album, complete with characters wandering through a vague narrative that concerns very big themes like death.
Actually, death is the only big theme on
, which shouldn't come as a big surprise for a band that named their stopgap live album
Life on the Murder Scene
, nor should the record's theatricality come as much as a shock, either -- tragedy and melodrama are hardwired in the group's DNA, as illustrated by the often-told tale of
Way
's inspiration to form the band. Also, it's not as if
is
's first concept album, either. Their 2002 debut,
I Brought You My Bullets
, and its follow-up,
Three Cheers
, told the interlocking story of doomed lovers on the run from vengeful vampires or some such nonsense, but only the hardcore who were willing to analyze endlessly on the Internet were aware of this; based on pure sound,
was an
-
band through and through, screaming out their feelings as if they were revelations, so it was easy to assume that their music was merely autobiographical.
took great pains to have
seem like its own theatrical work, launching a whole Web-based campaign, filled with videos and interviews explaining how the album tells the tale of "
the Patient
," a young man dying of cancer in a hospital bed who flashes back on his undistinguished life upon the moment of his death, and how the band got so into this project they considered themselves not
, but a band called the Black Parade -- shades of
the Beatles
Sgt. Pepper
! Naturally, those allusions are quite deliberate, and one that
played up in that pre-release campaign, dropping liberal reference to
Queen
(particularly
A Night at the Opera
) and
Pink Floyd
's
The Wall
as well.
It was all quite reminiscent of how
the Killers
set up
Sam's Town
with endless name-dropping of
Bruce Springsteen
U2
, but where the Las Vegas quartet wound up with an unholy fusion of these two extremes,
never synthesizes; they openly steal from their holy trinity, then graft it upon the sound they've patented. Often, it seems as if they copied
onto tracing paper and placed it upon
. The story of
is nearly identical to
--
Pink
run through a litany of childhood and adulthood traumas; absent fathers loom large; many of the main character's flaws are cruelly deemed the fault of the mother -- and there are plenty of flourishes lifted from
Roger Waters
' magnum opus: the opening fanfare
"The End"
is a re-creation of
"In the Flesh,"
right down to the churning heavy guitars that come crashing in halfway through, while
"Mama"
-- shades of
"Mother"
! -- sounds like
Green Day
performing
"The Trial,"
as
affects
Billie Joe
's affected mock-English accent as he comes tantalizingly close to following "You should have raised a baby girl/I should have been a better son" with "The way you made them suffer/Your exquisite wife and mother/Fills me with the urge to defecate." These are not the only allusions to classic concept albums, either -- as promised, guitarists
Ray Toro
Frank Iero
conjure
Brian May
's spirit,
"Cancer"
recalls
as filtered through
Oasis
-- but
doesn't feel like a revival of '70s
prog
as much as it hearkens back to the twin towers of mid-'90s concept
alt-rock
:
the Smashing Pumpkins
'
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Marilyn Manson
Antichrist Superstar
Manson
's enduring fascination with the grotesque echoes throughout the album, from the artwork through
's overcooked, bluntly ugly lyrics (highlighted by "soggy from the chemo"), but its heart lies with
the Pumpkins
, and not just because after his
Parade
makeover
strongly resembles
Billy Corgan
.
Like
,
shares a love of classic
metal
that manifests itself in both pummeling riffs and soaring guitar solos, plus they also have a flair for melody, two things that give their solipsistic
muscle and grandeur. If
didn't have these gifts,
would collapse in a pile of drama club cliches, sophomoric self-pity, and an adolescent obsession with death, yet they manage to skirt such a disaster even if they flirt with it shamelessly. But that doesn't necessarily mean that the album is a triumph. For one,
plays a lot straighter than it reads. Sure, it has the marching bands, overdubbed choirs, radio-play theatrics, and
Liza Minnelli
cameos, a list that makes the album sound like a wild Grand Guignol
opera
but all of that winds up being window dressing to music that often isn't far removed from what
has done before. Despite all these seemingly fancy accouterments, they're still a modern
band, which means for all the emotion poured out by their ever-earnest lead singer, there's little grit in their sound and
Rob Cavallo
's brittle production doesn't help, as its wall of digital sound emphasizes the sonic similarities between the songs instead of their differences. And there are a lot of similarities here: the bulk of the record is firmly within
's comfort zone, which helps make the extra flair -- which doesn't arrive as often as it should -- stand out all the more. But even if this isn't quite the radical break that it was intended to be,
does their signature blend of Sturm und Drang better than ever --
"Dead!"
rushes along on a series of escalating hooks,
"This Is How I Disappear"
surges with purpose -- and when they're paired with tunes that do break the mold, like the wonderfully pompous title track
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
or
"Teenagers,"
a tremendous reworking of the
"Bang a Gong"
/
"Cactus"
riff that is the simplest and best song they've ever written, it makes for a record that's their strongest, most cohesive yet, even if it isn't quite as weird or compelling as it should be given the group's lofty ambitions. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine