That Could Fucking Kill You!

You've been tirelessly childproofing the house ever since your firstborn started crawling. Baby gates, safety plugs, bumpers on every remotely sharp corner, complicated drawer latches that even you can't open. You've been preaching about safety ever since your firstborn seemed to listen to what you're saying. And yet... If you don't keep an eye on your kids every single moment, they'll find a potentially lethal danger within 5 seconds. No wonder you're already exhausted at 10 am. Keeping kids safe is a lot of work. So... what if you put them into a safe place (a cage perhaps, or maybe a bunker for bigger kids?), grabbed this book and took a well-deserved break? This book is perfect for parents who value dark humor and don't panic over a few obscene words. Just don't read it to your kids and don't let it fuel your anxiety.