Tales from my imagination: 5 short stories

This is a collection of 5 short stories from my imagination, The first is the story of my night mare March this year 2014 I have changed the people's names and the place names to protect myself. It is a story of drug smuggling and kidnap & how I tried to fight against it. The reason I did this instead of leaving it to the police was because I have become obsessed with Chris Ryan's books and thought I could do the same (big mistake). I stumble from one mistake to another trying to emulate my hero, putting my life in huge danger. Men for a 1€. In the rural Village of Saint Pois Normandy Northern France, there is only one bar/hotel and on a Friday/Saturday night it is used by the workers from the local granite mine. 30 single men and no women, so the evenings always end the same in a grand fight. Gilbert (our hero) comes up with the idea of date weekends for girls! Two nights full board for 69€ plus 1€ for a date with a hunky granite worker. It starts well but falls into amusing chaos. The story is humoristic & romantic and there is a twist in the middle. I survived Flight MH 370. As the terrible events unfolded in front of us on our televisions and we all wondered what on earth has happened to these poor people, my imagination took me in this direction. My anti-hero is a retired English army chef, he believes he is a tough guy, lies about his C.V. and ends up with a job as a body guard in Beijing. A series of events puts him on this tragic flight, but he escapes by the grace of his stupidity. I will not say more or I will ruin your enjoyment. Callum's Triangle James & Sophie live in a luxury apartment near to Poole quay, they are struggling to meet the mortgage payments. They take in a tenant to help with the costs called Callum. Callum sets about seducing the couple individually & successfully. It starts fine but eventually moves to murder & mayhem. This story has a sexual content. Victor's Luna Garden Victor is a 49 year old gardener, gardening has been his life. Then NASA arrive at his door step, asking him to tend their Moon base garden. NASA do not teach him the technical requirements of the Moon base and it causes disastrous results. But not for Victor he creates new species and makes good friends with his robots. This is a story involving humour science fiction & relationships.