Sullivan's Law: Life is a crap shoot, but you have to roll the dice in Bloomington, MN

Sequel to Sullivan's Travels (book two of trilogy) involves continued adventures of cubicle escapee from planet Earth (courtesy of his desperate Facebook post "willing to be abducted by aliens"). Plot includes a six-foot chicken, interplanetary diplomacy, energy crisis, mating rituals, and multiple murders on a politically correct planet.