Stubby P. Eyes (Dicks!)

Welcome to STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!). As with my first novel SURF SUSPENSE on Amazon.com through Paperback, Amazon e-store, and Kindle, STUBBY P.EYES is written with a movie in mind. All of the actions of the characters in STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) are portrayed in my mind when I was writing this novel. STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) IS AN OUTLANDISH VERY WILD AND NAUGHTY "PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR" ADVENTURE OF CRAZY WANDERLUST AND HUMOROUS SPONTANEITY. STUBBY P.EYES (DICKS!) is written to give YOU the reader that virtual fun time brain exploration of excitement and stimulation that will take your mind on a journey. DO YOU LIKE BEING YOUNG? DO YOU LIKE BLOWING IT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE? DO YOU LIKE GOING ON VACATION AND GETTING AWAY FROM THE EVERY DAY BULLSHIT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH? NOT SAYING IT'S ALL BULLSHIT BUT WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND HAVE SOME FUN! THE BEST PART OF LIFE IS THE "FUN!" HOW ABOUT THE LAUGH? HOW ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES? HOW ABOUT THE SEX? HOW ABOUT THE MUSIC? HOW ABOUT THE GOOD FOOD AND DRINK? HOW ABOUT GREAT EXERCISE AND THE OUTDOORS? HOW ABOUT GREAT CONVERSATION? PEOPLE! I'M TALKING ABOUT LIBERATING FUCKING FUN! WE ALL NEED TO TAKE OUR HEADS OUT OF OUR ASSES FROM TIME TO TIME AND SMELL THOSE ROSES AND TALK WITH OR MEET A NEW PERSON. CONVERSATION SEEMS LIKE A FOREIGN OBJECT WITH ALL OF THE TECHNOLOGY. LET'S START OPENING UP OUR MOUTHS (UNLESS YOU HAVE BAD BREATH AND NEED TO BRUSH THOSE TEETH OR EAT SOME MINTS) AND SHARE SOME INTERESTING TOPICS INSTEAD OF LIVING BEHIND ALL OF THOSE DIFFERENT SIZED ELECTRONIC SCREENS. ENOUGH! STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) has you involved in a wanderlust adventure that will give you that stimulation to your heart, mind, and soul unless you feel like you have already died in your heart, mind, and soul. If that's the case, you really need to jump start your heart, mind, and soul and start living. STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) will get you started. Join up with Scooter Hurtsom, Fran Manness, Elroy Shorski, Lenny Losneck and the rest of their comrades and THE CLEVELAND REVELERS. Join in the investigative tactical endeavors with unabridged humor as these guys and their supporting cast and cohorts are their true selves and don't hold back like the "Joneses". Follow this private investigator story that is unique with its ACTION, HUMOR and TYPE A CHARACTERS. IT'S NAUGHTY AND SOMETIMES NICE FOR THAT SEXINESS WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD AND IS ALWAYS NEEDED! The story starts in SCENIC AND BEAUTIFUL WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA and hits hard in ONE CLEVELAND ROCKS, OHIO! As in my first novel SURF SUSPENSE, STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) is written to give YOU the reader those myriad of human sensations that make life worth living and make us seek out those good feeling and good smelling and good everything daily experiences. ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER! The old saying NOTHING VENTURE NOTHING GAINED! NO RISK NO REWARD! NO FUN MEANS NO LIFE! Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) and its tale of private investigation which takes you on a journey of rambunctious clever adventurous sexy hearty soulful wonderment and adrenalin seeking for your constant attraction and addiction to HAVING THAT GREAT FUCKING TIME IN LIFE! ARE YOU WITH ME? "You crazy fuck-er. You read and have much fun. You drink cola and eat popcorn. You don't take dump during reading. Farts are allowed. How about some Raisinets? Wash and wipe your hands before turning the pages. Think tropical. Think paradise. Don't think about solar flares and impending EMF. Think VACATION! Work to live NOT live to work. You are allowed to take dump now. Just wash your hands afterwards." SMILE! BE HAPPILY CONTAGIOUS! Most of all, (Think of George Carlin) ENJOY YOURSELF AND IGNORE THOSE "CRAPPY" DAYS. IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT STIMULATION TO YOUR BRAIN AND LIVING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST MAN! Enjoy STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!) ERIC SHORE Your good time buddy Author of STUBBY P. EYES (DICKS!)