SSAFY Sexy Spiritual AF Yoga: What is SSAFY and what you can do to feel sexy and spiritual AF in your yoga practice in Bloomington, MN

"If you don't have a six-pack, you suck at yoga."

Before SSAFY, I was a big time yoga LOSER. I wore ugly clothes. Clueless about selfies and filters. I was a hypochondriac and a germaphobe. I wasted time in mundane poses like Savasana. The worst part? I couldn't hold a Handstand AND I had a measly 92 followers on IG.
SSAFY is the story of how I went from lame chakras and useless oms to spiritual spanks and kombucha keg Handstands.
It all started when Carly and Asia, two super sexy and spiritual yoginis, invited me to try a class at SSAFY. Carly spanked me in Down Dog and Asia introduced me to Sexy Swami Roge who taught me how to take shower selfies.
SSAFY is a spunky, spiritual awakening for the digital age. Get ready to wear tight fitting thongs and take selfies of your six-pack abs! You'll learn where this hot new style of yoga came from and, by the end of this story, you're going to feel sexy and spiritual AF!
See you on the mat you hot, sexy little yogi.
"You're not truly a yogi until you've taken off all your clothes on Instagram."