Someday A Bird Will Poop on You: Life Lesson

Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected — and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.