So You Want to be Funny(er): A Tongue in Cheek look at the Science of Humour

I have done something naughty. I have tried to dissect and analyze humour. yes, I know, you might say, that's impossible. Humour is not definable otherwise everyone would be funny. Making people laugh is the most difficult thing on earth (after trying to get an accountant to buy a round of drinks) and so I thought I'd try to help people who are comedically challenged. Have i succeeeded? Well, you'll only find out by making me a little richer. So please, help me get a foot on the Monte Carlo property ladder by buying my book.