Shake That Booty, Then Laugh It Off

This book is full of short vignettes about my life, my loves, and the enormous amount of good luck that I have experienced. This is a book that you can pick up and put down easily because the stories are short. It would make a great book to take to the bathroom, as well as on a vacation. Here is a very short example of what you might find in this book. "I can't remember if I told you about buying my first silk thong. It is black and there is not much to it. It probably will be the only thong that I buy, as I am not getting much action from Match .com. Anyway, a wonderful female camp friend took me to Victoria's Secret at the Maine Mall. It reminded me of Frederick's of Hollywood back in my naughty days. Buddy loved the sexy things that I bought from that store. So this friend of mine thought, since I was dating again, that my white puritanical briefs need an upgrade."