Satpole's Day: The day the world ended and nobody noticed

It was breakfast time on an ordinary day in an ordinary suburb, and Paul Satpole had already cut himself shaving, burnt the toast, boiled the kettle dry, watched helplessly as the ironing board folded up at his feet, spilled milk on his only clean tie, locked himself outside in a business suit and bunny slippers, and lost his keys down a handy storm drain. And his mobile's battery was dead. A day like that really tests your mettle; it couldn't get any worse... Unless, of course, the whole world was ending today, and it was technically YOUR fault. Which it was. And it wasn't even 9am yet.Peter J Clark is an accomplished British journalist and news editor, and has been writing books and short stories for over three decades for fun, for business, and for spiritual advancement. His works include Satpole's Day, as well as The Sorcerer's Handbook (a practical guide to paganism, spirituality, witchcraft and sorcery), and Decoding the Station Master Protocol (deciphering a mysterious and unsolved Cold War conspiracy puzzle), along with seven editions of The Loyalty Guide (the bible of the customer loyalty marketing trade, published by The Wise Marketer, which he co-founded).