Ridiculous Knock-Knocks in Bloomington, MN

Anybody, anyplace, and anything becomes a punch line for knock-knock jokes:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi
. Heidi who?
Heidi Claire, something smells delicious.
Try it with Daniella. (
Daniella so loud, I can hear you just fine
.) Or, with disguise. (
Disguise killing me with these knock-knock jokes
.) Soon you'll turn everybody and everything into your own knock-knocks, and you won't be able to stop till somebody knocks you down!