This is the part where the author puts a blurb about the book, so you know what you're signing up for before even actually opening the cover. The problem is, I don't know what to say!
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These things always reminded me a bit of those warning labels you find on the back of shampoo bottles to *KEEP OUT OF EYES, or those fun orange pill bottles your mom let you use as a rattle as a baby. Don't judge.
So, instead of a delightful blurb, I offer you a warning: This mess took me years to make. Years of toil and tears and temptation to burn it all to the ground and laugh maniacally into the abyss. At best I can describe it as raw, uneven, imperfect and as flawed as any other part of me.
My hope is that there are at least some parts that make you laugh, make you cry, and, God willing, a few parts that make you stop and wonder....