Rancid Tales: My Years in the Food Processing Industry

You can't live without food, but you can live without this book. . .but why should you? These are my true-life tales of woe from my many years in the Food Processing Industry. Marvel at such accounts as: Misfortune Cookie, Crappy Birthday to Me, Chicken Soup for the Landfill, Dry Heaves, Spiraling Out of Control, Harold's Bloody Rampage, Space Trek -The Second Shift, Clown Memo, Water Hose Battles, Amphibian Horror, Circus Sex, Noodle Seizure, and many more.