Each of us is keenly aware there is nothing like the comfort of your own home. If you are one that never, under any circumstance, will take a dump away from your residence, then this read is not for, or about you. However, if you are the typical male that is between the ages of 20-45, without such inhibition, then this "literature" is long overdue (it's ok to admit you have been waiting for this and consciously ponder the circumstance). You talk about it with your peers, buddies and colleagues; you have shared horror stories and anecdotes about uncomfortable situations; you have often sacrificed and walked away dazed and confused.............until now. The next time you are in the office, hospital, dormitory, airport, train station, amusement park, or any public setting......you will know what to do when it is time for the................Public Touchdown.