Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy's Dreadful Secret

Mr. Darcy, however, harbors a Dreadful Secret... Shape-shifting mingle with , polite society, and high satire, in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic supernatural parody of classic novel. The powerful, mysterious, handsome, and odious announces that is not good enough to tempt him. The young lady determines to find out his one secret weakness -- all the while surviving unwanted , Regency , foolish , seductive , matchmaking , malodorous , general lunacy, and the onslaught of the entire kingdom! What awaits her is something unexpected. And only moon, matrimony, and can overcome !