Phatman and Picard: The Pastiche Glimmer in Bloomington, MN

"In a world without boundaries, except for the Mexican, Berlin, and Great China Wall, Phatman and Picard embark on their most dangerous adventure to date...Making more money than Avatar, because Star Wars was a conspiracy." The Movie Trailer voice echoes as Picard slowly lunges for a car door with a massive explosion behind him. "Will these two make it to the end of the movie or will there be no end to this movie?" The Movie Trailer voice booms as Picard-Neo leaps from a helicopter to catch Phatman-Morpheus in mid-flight. "If you don't crap your pants, then you're a total pussy!"