Phatman and Picard: The Monique Years

Stubborn people demand that love is everlasting and intangible, but in truth, not so much. As a result of this, Phatman wields every psychological-gray-area and a few modes of torture to ensure that his long game includes Monique and their genie bottle derivation. Unfortunately, Phatman isn't the only one seeking Monique's affection, the world is a crazy place, and Monique can't think straight. All of which, concludes in a dramatically odd conclusion...give or take a little drama.