My name is Olivia Katastraphy. Precious Perfectious is my best friend. Precious always gets As in school. Her clothes are always neat & her hair is always brushed. I'm the exact opposite. My hair and clothes are always a mess. I honestly believe that almost every letter in the alphabet is mocking me. Sometimes even numbers (and odd ones too) have fun at my brains expense. School is hard for me because I sometimes get distracted by everything. Precious loves to tell everyone how perfect she is and how flawed I am. If not for my sense of humor and love of everything imperfect I would go crazy trying to be like her.