What would happen if every scientist in the world developed a crippling cocaine addiction and turned everything in the world into helicopters? If for some reason this is a question that keeps you awake at night (you weirdo), then this is the book for you.In this objectively kind of awesome future, there are those who would fight against Science and their helicopters. They are the Resistance. They didn't pay their marketing department enough so, yea...that's the name they got. Led by a General who's name can't be typed here since it's mostly just expletives, the Resistance leads the fight against the scientists and helicopters that run the world. Four idiots, a scientist turned rogue, a woman who's half helicopter, a fifth idiot, and more, are the sorts of poorly thought out characters that you will find on this absolutely stupid journey to reclaim a world long gone.If this sounds cool to you...then hey, we should hang out some time. You seem to have a diverse set of interests.