Using astrology to help you vote. What to eat for your last day on Earth. Kissing Jesus on the lips. Being a pall-bearer for a man he's never met. Hanging out with friends who happen to be mice. Author of the spit-out-your-coffee funny Are You Going To Eat That, Campbell offers seventy all new stories, mouse tales, and more. They're hilarious when they aren't heartbreaking. Often they're both.