No More One Time in Bloomington, MN

Could I have picked a worse day to go for a jog? Doubtful.
I damn near get flattened by a spit-shined candy-apple-red Audi RS7 backing out of the neighbor's drive. Who's behind the wheel? Beau Barrineau, world famous rock star and my old high school sweetheart.
Great. Here I am in a pair of short-shorts and a tank top, red-faced and sweaty, muffin top and cellulite on display. What a time to— almost literally— run into each other.
He tells me he needs a fake fiancee. I should have said no. Why didn't I say no?
A hot and hilarious fake engagement second chance rock star romance featuring a 41-year-old BBW heroine