James Roberts is a peon at the mysterious company, NONECO, who spends his days typing names and numbers into a database and dreaming of a more interesting job. Seems pretty ordinary, but at NONECO, things are anything but. When his only friend goes missing, James must become the Corporate Ninja and take on the entire company in order to save her. Will he be able to survive thirteen floors of insane battles against the management? It's the perfect job for Ninja James Roberts!