Never Have I Ever: Diary of a Once Surly, Ex-Jaded, High-Maintenance Wreck on an Extravagant Mission to Accomplish Absolute Fierceness in Bloomington, MN

He who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten. Allister, in the past two years, has lived based on self-discovery from feeding his inner sex god to overcoming bitterness at its worst. All to grow and shape up, even if that means putting yourself out there only to have it tragically thrown back in your face. After a prolixed night with friends, and several rounds of the high school game Never Have I Ever, he realizes nothing in his adult life has been accomplished. Yikes! Allister hatches the idea of a bucket list to seize what's left of his twenties and give the beginning year of his thirties something to remember. From auditioning for a play to crashing a wedding of someone he doesn't know, learning to ski to Learning French, and diving into international travel and the world of leather (all with the help of wild friends) Allister is determined to turn his vanilla life into a glittery one, sharing his bumpy, yet humorous, attempt to exist to the fullest.