My Mom Is Trying to Ruin Life

Everyone likes her. She looks nice. She bakes great cookies and makes me feel better when I have a bad day. But would a really nice mom do embarrassing things like kiss me in public and tell loud jokes that no one thinks are funny? Well, my mom does those things and worse - that's why I am sure that I have the most embarrassing mom in the world and that my mom is trying to ruin my life... ?