My Five Dates in Bloomington, MN

The Goal:
Find a fake girlfriend to prove to my boss I'm not a flight risk.
The Plan:
Blackmail Sloan Zehler when I catch her messing with my brother's car.
The Agreement:
Five Dates.
The Execution:
Pretend to date, pretend to care for each other, but no sex.
And definitely don't fall in love