Parenting; How hard could it be? It turns out that it's not the cakewalk that many believe it is. I started my musings as a way to cope through therapy and I have collected the funniest anecdotes of my life as I survive parenting a toddler and teenager simultaneously. Inside you will find the entire collection of my cathartic tales as I take you on the funniest journey through my failures at motherhood. You will laugh, cry, and scream as you navigate the twist and turns that my hot mess life will provide. Enjoy my Collective Shit.