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Mozart's Mini-Mart in Bloomington, MN
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In a career full of surprises, left turns, and decisions that anyone looking to have a successful career in music might regard as self-destructive at best,
Go-Kart Mozart
is
Lawrence
's crowning achievement in that regard, and the fourth
album is the weirdest, wildest, and most confusing album he's done under that name yet. After the (very) relative straightforwardness of 2012's
On the Hot Dog Streets
, where
and his mates (including right-hand man
Terry Miles
, aka
K-Tel
) appeared to be loosely tethered to reality,
Mozart's Mini-Mart
blows the top off of musical sanity like the cap off a shaken-up bottle of soda pop. Over the course of 35 minutes,
and crew dish out a dizzying array of corny pop styles, cheesy sounds, and vintage keys while covering a similarly wide range of topics including televised executions, zipless sex, pop celebrity and depression. It whips from bubbling synth pop that sounds like the theme to a '70s children's program ("Anagram of We Sold Apes") to a classic three-chord glam rock stomper ("When You're Depressed") to a wobbly rockabilly-meets-music-hall ditty about being broke ("Relative Poverty"), and that's just the first three songs. The rest of the album is just as mercurial and strange, with the band never doing anything obvious or strait-laced. They cover easy listening icon
Roger Whitaker
's "A New World" in lo-fi synthwave fashion, but serve up the chorus with un-ironic pathos. They give "Big Ship," an obscure
Cliff Richard
song, a synthy update and make it sound like a lost classic. They essay dumb rock cliches on "I'm Dope," thudding junk-shop glam on "Knickers on the Line by 3 Chord Fraud," sea shanty chants on "Farewell to Tarzan Harvey," and on "Crokadile Rokstarz" they whip up the kind of futuristic punk noise that
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
always wished they could. Along with "When You're Depressed," the album's highlight is "Chromium-Plated We're So Elated," a song so odd and amazing that describing it clearly is about as easy as getting off the dole. Throughout the record,
Miles
proves himself a genius at coaxing the exact sound the songs need out of his banks of keyboards, fretless bass player
Rusty Stone
gives the songs a rubbery bottom, and
Ian Button
of fellow oddballs
Papernut Cambridge
is on board to provide guitar and production. It's a crack band whose members give their all to give
's songs the oddball charm required to measure up to the genius of his writing and singing. He may have traveled a long way from the glory days of
Felt
, or the almost-success of
Denim
, but even when his life has turned dicey, his gift for cracking amazing jokes in one line, then dropping devastating emotional bombs in the next, has never deserted him. It's out in full force on
, and the record is nothing short of a rollicking joyride of eccentric brilliance. ~ Tim Sendra
Go-Kart Mozart
is
Lawrence
's crowning achievement in that regard, and the fourth
album is the weirdest, wildest, and most confusing album he's done under that name yet. After the (very) relative straightforwardness of 2012's
On the Hot Dog Streets
, where
and his mates (including right-hand man
Terry Miles
, aka
K-Tel
) appeared to be loosely tethered to reality,
Mozart's Mini-Mart
blows the top off of musical sanity like the cap off a shaken-up bottle of soda pop. Over the course of 35 minutes,
and crew dish out a dizzying array of corny pop styles, cheesy sounds, and vintage keys while covering a similarly wide range of topics including televised executions, zipless sex, pop celebrity and depression. It whips from bubbling synth pop that sounds like the theme to a '70s children's program ("Anagram of We Sold Apes") to a classic three-chord glam rock stomper ("When You're Depressed") to a wobbly rockabilly-meets-music-hall ditty about being broke ("Relative Poverty"), and that's just the first three songs. The rest of the album is just as mercurial and strange, with the band never doing anything obvious or strait-laced. They cover easy listening icon
Roger Whitaker
's "A New World" in lo-fi synthwave fashion, but serve up the chorus with un-ironic pathos. They give "Big Ship," an obscure
Cliff Richard
song, a synthy update and make it sound like a lost classic. They essay dumb rock cliches on "I'm Dope," thudding junk-shop glam on "Knickers on the Line by 3 Chord Fraud," sea shanty chants on "Farewell to Tarzan Harvey," and on "Crokadile Rokstarz" they whip up the kind of futuristic punk noise that
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
always wished they could. Along with "When You're Depressed," the album's highlight is "Chromium-Plated We're So Elated," a song so odd and amazing that describing it clearly is about as easy as getting off the dole. Throughout the record,
Miles
proves himself a genius at coaxing the exact sound the songs need out of his banks of keyboards, fretless bass player
Rusty Stone
gives the songs a rubbery bottom, and
Ian Button
of fellow oddballs
Papernut Cambridge
is on board to provide guitar and production. It's a crack band whose members give their all to give
's songs the oddball charm required to measure up to the genius of his writing and singing. He may have traveled a long way from the glory days of
Felt
, or the almost-success of
Denim
, but even when his life has turned dicey, his gift for cracking amazing jokes in one line, then dropping devastating emotional bombs in the next, has never deserted him. It's out in full force on
, and the record is nothing short of a rollicking joyride of eccentric brilliance. ~ Tim Sendra