Monster Fart Wars: Farts vs. Boogers: Book 2 in Bloomington, MN

It was a glorious day.
Farts
had signed a peace treaty with the
Burps
. The celebration included
fart bubbles
and
confartti
flying from the gassiest hills on
Fartville
.
Trumpets blasted out of butts
. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a
new invader
came flying from the sky.
They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers
that would stop at nothing until they controlled
Gas Mountain
. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all.
Can
Mayor Donald Fart
and his
Monster Farts
defeat the
evil wizard, Severe Cold
, and his
Booger minions
in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle?
If you love
farts, boogers, burps, and pimples,
then you do not want to miss
Monster Fart Wars II
. A can’t stop laughing
middle-school book
that will make you
feel just
gross !