After spending a lifetime methodically observing the opposite sex, author Kate Corsen has created a sweet and witty guide to the mystifying world of men. Corsen has intensely interacted with men for more than four decades and considers herself an expert on the gender. In she weaves fascinating scientific observations into entertaining tales of her many adventures involving males of the species. For each of the seventy-eight categories of men she has identified, she provides information on behavior, habitat, alternate monikers, breeding peculiarities, and learning opportunities, as well as notes on her field encounters (whether disastrous dates or satisfying relationships). Learn the secrets of the Enginerd, the Timekeeper, and the Woundanoid. Corsen also includes information about the elusive and possibly imaginary Type X, a.k.a. Prince Charming. Despite being a highly sought-after specimen, this variant is rarely if ever found in the wild. Does it even exist? Corsen's notes can also serve as a warning. Avoid the Albatross, the Lumuc, the Sperm Donor, and other very unsuitable mates. This comprehensive guide is an invaluable resource for women itching to conduct their own field research and enter that savage environment we call the world of dating.