Joan Scheller lives with the great love of her life Sandy. In an effort to hide their relationship from her overbearing sister-in-law the former movie star Olivia St. Claire she introduces him as her psychiatrist. One little white lie leads to another. Before long Vinny the Enforcer a quintessential Italian mobster masquerades as her security guard while her son Chris is forced to wear a dress and become her daughter Christina. Further complications occur when her new neighbor Racha