Dear Hottie Anders,My parents dragged me to the beach this summer against my will.I'm bored.I'm a prisoner.I'm slightly melodramatic.I'm seventeen years old without a plan while my friends party it up back at home.But then my brother brought you home with him. His new best friend from college.Before the summer is over I'll make you mine. Or at least get a kiss.Sincerely,Your not so secret admirer Giselle