"Welcome to 'Divine Repairs' - Where Jesus is Your Mechanic and Your Soul is the Ride!"
Picture this: Jesus in a grease-stained robe, toolbelt strapped on, and a twinkle in His eye. He slides out from under your car, wipes His hands, and says: "Looks like your soul's check engine light's been on for a while. No worries - I've got the tools for that."
Oil change? That's forgiveness-lubricating your spirit so it runs smoother.
Alignment issues? Let's adjust those priorities so you're back on the straight and narrow.
A flat tire? That's just a little faith leak. Let's patch it up with hope and pump you full of belief.
Brake check? Sometimes you've got to slow down, reflect, and let go of what's holding you back.
He smiles as He hands you the keys: "Your life's a journey, not a drag race. Keep your tank full of love, and remember, I'm always in the passenger seat if you need a co-pilot."