I've Got My Lemons...Now What? in Bloomington, MN

I've Got My Lemons... Now What?
You've accepted the lemons. You've even embraced them. But now... what are you supposed to do with a metaphorical fruit basket of existential chaos?
In this laugh-out-loud sequel to
When Life Gives You Lemons...
, Harry is back-and so are the misfits, oddballs, and emotionally bruised weirdos who find their way to his park bench. This time, they're not just venting. They're taking action. (Which, unfortunately, involves tinfoil overalls, courtroom battles against weekdays, and the world's first Smart Appliance Love Triangle.)
From return-policy religions to motivational TED Talks gone rogue,
is a hilarious exploration of what happens after your midlife crisis... or before your quarter-life one. It's equal parts satire, soul, and citrus-scented wisdom.
"So, you've got your lemons. Congratulations. Step two: Don't eat them raw."
Welcome back to the world's strangest therapy bench.
Harry's still listening. The lemons are still rolling in. And the people? Somehow... weirder.
A man believes traffic lights are sending Morse code. A woman wants to marry her air fryer (again). A cult called
Refundamentalism
is gaining followers, and someone is crowdfunding a midlife crisis with matching t-shirts.
is the hilarious, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged sequel that reminds us: just because life doesn't come with instructions, doesn't mean you can't improvise beautifully.
Because when all else fails...
You're gonna need a bigger juicer.
Perfect for fans of quirky character-driven fiction, absurdist humor, and anyone who's ever screamed into the void and laughed right after.