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It Wasn't Me
It Wasn't Me
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I was raised by the family dog until I was three years old because the woman who bought me from my mother had no maternal instincts. She taught violence, but the dog taught much more. I got kicked out of pre-school for trying to drown a boy in a water bucket. I got expelled from public school for good in third grade, but I graduated from Dartmouth.