I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard. “True tales of how we live now from a mother and daughter ” — (Best Beach Book) “The mother-daughter duo returns with a collection of breezy summer essays, This assortment of stories is a look into the lives of two modern women.” — “We get to be flies on the wall as the mother-daughter team fights, makes up, and hurls barbs (Perfect Summer Must Read) " : short, sharp musings on life from [this] mom-daughter duo." —