I Can't Brain Today in Bloomington, MN

I Can't Brain Today: A Poetic Guide to Daily Struggles
Ever forgotten your password for the hundredth time? Replied "You too" when the waiter said, "Enjoy your meal"? Or sprinted to stop the microwave before it beeped like a bomb going off? If so, welcome-you've found your people.
I Can't Brain Today
is a hilarious and painfully relatable collection of over 160 poems that capture the awkward, frustrating, and downright bizarre moments of everyday life. From technological betrayals (
auto-correct ruining friendships
) to social misfires (
the dreaded handshake-fist bump confusion
), this book is a poetic celebration of the small embarrassments that make us all human.
Perfect for anyone who overthinks texts, panics at self-checkout machines, or finds themselves staring blankly at a fridge they just opened, this collection offers laughter, camaraderie, and the comforting realization that we're all just trying (and often failing) to function.
Whether you're looking for a lighthearted read, a gift for your most awkward friend, or just a reason to laugh at life's little struggles,
is here to remind you: it's okay to be a little bit of a mess.
For fans of:
Humorous poetry
Relatable, lighthearted reads
Internet culture and modern life struggles
Books like
Milk and Vine
or
Hyperbole and a Half
Because sometimes, the best way to survive the chaos of daily life is to laugh about it.