I Am An Asshole Because I Can: There are only two kinds

This book does not intend to convince you of how fucked, unhappy, or miserable you are and then offer the remedy to your misfortunes. It is a book, like many others, born after laughing at all the misfortunes observed and lived. Some treasured and others I want to forget as soon as possible, just like the nonsense in your life, dear colleague. Chapters such as "Ankle Earrings," "The Power of the Crotch," and "Don´t Be a Fag and Give Me a Kiss" are stories that, with humor, help me to express how, through history, the actual value of our sexuality, our life choices, and course, our perception of things have been distorted. The other chapters will be worth your time. On the other hand, the reflections, conclusions, and stories found here have no objective other than to entertain you while you wait to be attended in one of those many places that enjoy seeing how life goes away while you wait for your turn. It is my wish that you enjoy reading it and do not take it for granted, because as the sign says of the movies and series: "Any resemblance to reality, is a mere coincidence".