How NOT to Parent in Bloomington, MN

A book about the dilemma of raising three kids, featuring vampires, zombies and ghosts. As written by a father who hasn't yet grown up himself, the vampires are the kids (who suck the life out of you), and they turn parents into Zombies, and someday, into Ghosts... In his day job as a criminal court judge, the author deals with people whose problems make him appreciate daily just how lucky he is.