High Heel Robbery in Bloomington, MN

Disappointments taste better with tonic and ice... He was known as the best taxi man in Alaska except he was the only one who thought so. After getting a second job as a flower salesman, selling to the countless amounts of people that roamed downtown Anchorage, his wife leaves him and robs him of his couches. Going through a hilarious depression and lowering his standards for everything barbarically low, he later falls in love with an exotic dancer that becomes a blessing and a curse. Problems escalate and not even his lucky Benjamin Franklin boxers could save him this time. The taxi man's cousin comes home from a deployment in Afghanistan. Together, they have the bright yet oddly successful idea of making their own rock band that plays at local bars. It was all an attempt to impress a female by making the songs about her. Nothing usually went well because it seemed like nothing good rhymed with her name. Step into the shoes of 3 characters as their lives get caught up together in an entangled story about self-improvement, self-control (which there barely was any), and money heists. This modern day romantic comedy version of "Othello" (by William Shakespeare) will let you see the same story but from 3 different characters and their (odd) point of views.