Good, Clean Dirt in Bloomington, MN

"His great aunt twice removed would be rolling around in her grave if she weren't freshly dead and also completely fictional." Why is small-time crook Reuben Weller following around a florist in a remote mountain town? For the money, of course! But things get weird when he stumbles, quite literally onto a very big secret. Watch out for those mountain-dwelling hipsters: they believed in the old gods before it was cool.