"Where to start? It's got a man in search of adventure, hapless good ol' boys, a get-rich-quick scheme, a movie ranch, a waterslide, a Wide West show, case of whiskey, guns, pickup trucks, a map to a gold mine, and a donkey named Andy. How do all of these things fit together? Well, you're just going to have to read it and find out." Maurice Sinnett, reviewer