Freezer Burn is a comic adventure about a pair of redneck hunters who find an old fridge in the woods that just happens to be a portal to past. Unfortunately, their get-rich scheme-leading safaris to the Ice Age-goes quickly wrong. Their clients get eaten. Dangerous animals terrorize their town. Hunky Paleo-Indians woo their women. And a ruthless repairman arrives, determined to destroy the fridge and anyone who knows anything about it.