Fire Retardant Toilet Paper: And Other Prison Stories in Bloomington, MN

In Fire Retardant Toilet Paper and Other Prison Stories, Jason Bales delivers a raw, darkly humorous, and brutally honest account of life behind bars and beyond. This memoir weaves together personal experiences, satirical insights, and a touch of wild imagination, offering readers an unfiltered glimpse into the chaos of prison life, the absurdity of bureaucracy, and the resilience of the human spirit. From learning the unwritten rules of survival in Oklahoma's prison system to uncovering unexpected moments of camaraderie, Jason reflects on his past with sharp wit and biting humor. He shares bizarre yet thought-provoking stories, including how contraband fried chicken and Snickers bars travel through prison plumbing, why inmates find creative ways to communicate through toilets, and the shocking realities of prison culture that Hollywood never shows. But this book is more than just a collection of prison tales-it's a testament to survival, personal growth, and finding meaning in the most unlikely places. Through poetry, philosophical reflections, and even business ideas born behind bars, Fire Retardant Toilet Paper explores themes of mental liberation, resilience, and the power of storytelling. Equal parts memoir, social commentary, and comedy, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and think twice about the realities of the American prison system. Whether you've done time or just want a brutally honest look at life on the inside, Jason Bales invites you into his world-where survival isn't just about making it through the day, but about finding a way to truly live.