Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes: The Little Guide to Schitt's Creek in Bloomington, MN

Over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen.
From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.