Eschaton in Bloomington, MN

Really? I thought the end of the world would be so much cooler.Now I've got all these people trying to eat me and so many more expecting me to keep them safe.I mean, sure, it would make a great story. Amazing, even, but it's one heck of a headache for the guy leading it all! I just wanted to come home from work and relax. Great. Be right back. I hear that godawful shriek again...