Dear Reader, Prepare to step through the looking-glass... You are cordially invited to Crystal's and Harry's downfall. Their fate, along with a whole host of other characters you are soundly familiar with, will take place at my master's grandiose home located in Porthcawl, South Wales. Along with this invite, I strongly recommend bringing waterproofs and galoshes, as things will get messy, not to mention sticky, as the deadly duo are led into my master's trap. This is one trip they won't survive. Yours Sincerely, Wadsworth.